Did Demi Moore Find the Fountain of Youth?

We started our day flipping through all the red carpet pics of glamorous celebrities from last night’s Golden Globe Award. The dresses were beautiful, of course, but what we couldn’t get over was how young Demi Moore is looking these days!
After discussing several potential theories on how she’s retained her flawless figure, wrinkle-free skin and general good looks (She is God reincarnated. She bathes in silicone. Ashton traded her in for a Stepford Wife robot version 25.0), we’ve settled on the theory that she has made a deal with Satan to reverse her aging process in exchange for the youth and beauty of her first born daughter, Rumer Willis (not unlike the plot of Dorian Gray). Because it seems unnatural that Demi can look absolutely fantastic at her age while her 20-something daughter looks like she drew the short straw from the beauty gene pool.
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